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Today I was watching gay porn, when suddenly I heard my dad say “Now that’s a sausage!” Startled and mortified, I yelped, and slammed my laptop shut. I looked up, and he was holding a rather large hotdog, looking confused. Fml

(via closeted-and-in-highschool)

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Oh Yeah Cool Conversation I had when I was working

Me: Are we supposed to say Mr. and Ms. when we take calls?
Trainer: Yes, it's professional.
Me: I don't know if I feel comfortable assuming someone's gender over the phone, especially if it's in the kitchen and I can't hear them well.
Trainer: What do you mean?
Me: I know people who are transgender who are called by the wrong titles and pronouns in restaurants and it's not a good practice to have. It's demeaning and rude to assume gender. I don't really want to do that to people.
Trainer: Yeah.. But I mean, like, if someone had my voice... (he had a deep voice)
Me: That doesn't mean they identify as male.
Trainer: I can't wrap my head around that.
Other Trainer: Yeah, we've never been asked that. Just go with Mr. and Ms. until you're corrected.
Me: ...
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