Today I was watching gay porn, when suddenly I heard my dad say “Now that’s a sausage!” Startled and mortified, I yelped, and slammed my laptop shut. I looked up, and he was holding a rather large hotdog, looking confused. Fml
Oh Yeah Cool Conversation I had when I was working
| Me: | Are we supposed to say Mr. and Ms. when we take calls? |
| Trainer: | Yes, it's professional. |
| Me: | I don't know if I feel comfortable assuming someone's gender over the phone, especially if it's in the kitchen and I can't hear them well. |
| Trainer: | What do you mean? |
| Me: | I know people who are transgender who are called by the wrong titles and pronouns in restaurants and it's not a good practice to have. It's demeaning and rude to assume gender. I don't really want to do that to people. |
| Trainer: | Yeah.. But I mean, like, if someone had my voice... (he had a deep voice) |
| Me: | That doesn't mean they identify as male. |
| Trainer: | I can't wrap my head around that. |
| Other Trainer: | Yeah, we've never been asked that. Just go with Mr. and Ms. until you're corrected. |
| Me: | ... |
